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CoolPoints
A CoolHole for you and forus
Welcome.
You have been automatically enrolled in our Socialized Purview Evidence Review Manifest. As a result, your digital fingerprint has been collected and distributed to interested investors.
According to NWO regulations, you must be compensated in a currency of our choosing, CoolPoints. This secure biofeedback digital asset utilizes the latest in CUM (Cryptographic Ultra-Modulation) technologies and coalesces your frontal cortex with proof-of-stake and Byzantine fault tolerance algorithms. This allows for a seamless integration of your efforts while providing us with immediate feedback.
To ensure the most optimal experience, please read our simple guidelines below:
- Your CoolPoints can be gained, lost, and spent on a variety of tasks and activities respectively. Please click the Status of Actions tab to learn more
- Our highly qualified team of socioeconomic engineers are in complete control of costs and dividends
- The stability and quantity of this asset is parallel to your cognitive functions. It is imperative you maintain your assets
- We believe in transparancy so please, feel free to hover over users names in the list to see how well they're doing
With the use of these technologies, you can benefit from your usual activites but we'll compensate you. It's a win win!
Thank you and enjoy your time in CoolHole: The Coolest Hole on the internet
Terms of Service:
By accessing and using CoolHole or CoolPoints, you agree to waive any and all rights you may have to pursue legal action against us in the event that your cognitive function is decreased or impaired in any way as a result of your use of CoolHole or CoolPoints. You acknowledge and accept that any and all risks associated with the use of CoolHole or CoolPoints are your sole responsibility, and that we will not be held liable for any negative outcomes that may result. By continuing to use our CoolHole or CoolPoints, you indicate your understanding and acceptance of these terms.
Definitions
Definitions
- "CoolHole": Our online platform, offering various features, functionalities, and services.
- "CoolPoints": The virtual currency used within CoolHole for purchases, rewards, and other interactions.
- "User": Any individual or entity accessing or using CoolHole or acquiring CoolPoints.
- By accessing or using CoolHole, you agree to abide by these Terms of Service and Waiver of Rights.
- If you do not agree with any part of these terms, you must refrain from using CoolHole and discontinue your access.
- Users must be at least 18 years old and possess the legal capacity to enter into contracts.
- Users must provide accurate and up-to-date information during the registration process.
- Users are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of their account credentials.
- Users must promptly notify us of any unauthorized use of their account or any other security breaches.
- We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts if we suspect unauthorized or fraudulent activity.
- CoolPoints have no monetary value and cannot be redeemed for cash.
- We reserve the right to modify or discontinue CoolPoints at any time, without prior notice.
- Users may earn CoolPoints through various activities within CoolHole, as specified on our platform.
- We are not liable for any unauthorized use, loss, or theft of CoolPoints.
- Users agree not to engage in any unlawful, fraudulent, or malicious activities while using CoolHole.
- Users must respect the intellectual property rights of others and refrain from unauthorized use or distribution of content.
- Users must not attempt to gain unauthorized access to our systems or interfere with the proper functioning of CoolHole.
- We reserve the right to terminate accounts and take legal action against users who violate these terms.
- CoolHole and all its associated content, trademarks, logos, and intellectual property are owned by us or our licensors.
- Users are prohibited from reproducing, modifying, distributing, or exploiting any CoolHole content without prior written consent.
- CoolHole and CoolPoints are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis.
- We make no warranties or representations regarding the accuracy, reliability, or suitability of CoolHole or CoolPoints.
- We disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.
- In no event shall we be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or exemplary damages arising from your use of CoolHole or CoolPoints.
- Our total liability, regardless of the cause of action, shall not exceed the amount paid by you, if any, to access CoolHole or purchase CoolPoints.
- Users agree to indemnify and hold us harmless from any claims, damages, losses, liabilities, and expenses (including legal fees) arising out of or related to:
- Your use of CoolHole or CoolPoints.
- Your violation of these Terms of Service and Waiver of Rights.
- Your infringement of any intellectual property rights or other rights of any third party.
- Any unauthorized or fraudulent activities conducted through your account.
- These Terms of Service and Waiver of Rights shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of SomeWhere.
- Any disputes or claims arising out of or relating to these terms shall be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of Canadian Arbitration Association.
- The arbitration shall take place in Oshawa, Fuckin Cananda IDFK, and the language of the arbitration shall be French-Canadian.
- The prevailing party in any arbitration or legal action shall be entitled to recover its reasonable attorneys' fees and costs.
If any provision of these Terms of Service and Waiver of Rights is found to be unenforceable or invalid under any applicable law, such unenforceability or invalidity shall not render these terms unenforceable or invalid as a whole. Instead, the unenforceable or invalid provision shall be modified to the extent necessary to make it enforceable and valid while preserving its intent.
Entire AgreementThese Terms of Service and Waiver of Rights constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding your use of CoolHole and CoolPoints and supersede any prior agreements or understandings, whether written or oral.
Contact InformationIf you have any questions or concerns about these terms, please contact us at forgotmycockli@protonmail.com.
Earnings
Active
Participation is key. A reward to those that are present
6
Submitting Media
Providing media is the foundation of the application and is the catalyst for valuable data
6
Losses
Unsatisfactory Media
Not all media is created equal and it's important to ensure you're providing the highest quality content. Please do better in the future. Don't fucking post family guy. Or anime.
6
Expenditures
Highlight
Individuality provides a sense of self-expression and personal fulfillment. While modest, this chat message will help you stand out
15
"Sister"ing Content
As a publicly accountable organization, we are compelled to express our sincerest apprehension regarding the participation of incest.
20
Danmu
AKA: Danmaku or barrage or niconico video is usually described as は、ニコニコ動画で流れる文字コメントのことで、動画をより楽しい (•◡•) /コメントが彩ります
250
Invasive Chat Message
Children who are often deprived of attention resort to frequent disruptions through auditory and visual harassment. To be noticed, to be seen, is to be reminded that you're alive; that you matter. Use her wisely.
10000
Statuses
Debt Level 0 - Repeating Interruptions of Typical Speech
Our bio-integrated cryptocurrency may cause speech repetition due to additional Proof of Work requirements for users below a certain threshold.
5
Debt Level 1 - Further Degradation of Speech
It's unsure if this effect is the result of impaired faculties or if it's a best estimation of what the fiscally irresponsible sound like.
-10
Debt Level 2 - Occasional Content Insertion to Recoup Cost
To avoid the ability to provide you with more opportunities to contribute, we require external sources to keep operating costs nominal.
-100
Debt Level 3 - Lower Physical Footprint
As your brain and body begin to degrade, it becomes necessary to reduce swelling by reducing the text size reducing necessary throughput to continue minimal cognitive development.
-500
Debt Level 4 - Reduced Bandwidth
It's at this point that your brainwaves have become unstable and we cannot guarantee total transmission of your messages.
-1000
Debt Level 5 - Criticality Event
Criticality accident likely. May God have mercy on your soul.
-2000